if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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