READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Randomize
