The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
