CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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