love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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