i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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