...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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