Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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