please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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