My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
