problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i was born a porn star she said
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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