And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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