Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
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And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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