You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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