There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
He felt like a one man threesome
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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