one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
How naked do you want me to be?
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