Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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