sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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