I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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