Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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