Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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