i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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