I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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