im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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