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You're insane
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i permit you to call me
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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