love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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