How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You ate ashes out of my bong
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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