yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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