Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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