Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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