those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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