bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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