dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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