Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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