yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm getting married
To pizza
Dicks are not precious.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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