So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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