I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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