so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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