Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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