I faked an abortion last night.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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