i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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