I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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