They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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