the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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