Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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