God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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