ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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