She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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