u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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