Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?