Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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