absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
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I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots