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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower

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• (207): View more from Maine

  A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  Rodger that.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day

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