Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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