I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
