That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I wanna passion pit in your ass
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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