How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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