k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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