i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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