How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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