Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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